Its Mallirific!

eh… doesn’t play as well as Spideyrific, my bad.

In this episode, that I had to watch on my laptop, because of Survivor interfering with normal recording (Good thing God created torrents), we found out that:

• Marissa may or may not be gay, but she definately is not DOMESTIC.  She abhors taking out trash, ruins whites by tossing in reds with it, thinks that money will solve problems… OMG.. she IS Julie Cooper.  Next thing you know...
• Julie starred in a porno back in the day, and Alex may or may not have made the connection.  Alex may be a sub-character, but she is also the alpha lesbian of the show, Julie smaked her down, but now she has an old friend, and an enraged biker, rocker, tattoed, purple hair lock, lesbian chick mad too...
• Summer and Seth and Ryan and Marissa go to the mall… Erg, that is SO FIRST SEASON!  Oh.. Summer in a hockey mask, scary.  I think Mar/Ryan were bested by Seth/Mer in the hockey game, but snaks overruled the exciting finish.  Virtual s’mores are just as bad as the real thing, trust me.  Zach has moved on, so SETH, DON’T MESS THIS UP.  And uber-cool fooling the security guards and escaping from the mall in the only car in the parking lot.
• Sandy likes plastic rings more than diamonds, and remembering that fact, Kirsten quickly returns her genuine bejewled wedding ring to her wedding finger, but not before new magazine-journalist-hunk sees her without it.  Don’t do it, Kirsten, no one is like Sandy!
• Caleb may or may not be human, I’m still thinking Borg.

There all you need to know going into this weeks line up.

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  Stacy  on  03/15  at  01:13 PM

  
  

  Now see, I throw all of my laundry in one load, so whites are mixed with all sorts of other colors and have NEVER wound up with a load of all pinks.

  Does this really happen or is it just some urban myth?

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  Jon  on  03/15  at  01:18 PM

  
  

  I don’t know… but Spidey had a color bleeding problem too… (Spiderman II, do the OC writers have some sort of odd fixation on Spiderman??!?!)

  Must use old products, I do the same thing, and most things keep their colors.. the hard stuff is the extra crayons…

  We have these color catcher sheets that are like color magnets that get tossed in with the wash.  I don’t know why I do the laundry… I so suck at it… I want to be Julie Cooper…

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