I saw a reference to this article on the elevator thingy going to get my lunch, then Instapundit standin Brannon Denning linked to it with the aptly titled Doh!.  I’m taking that as a call for me to blog about it…

Basically, a waitress gets confronted with her stolen ID when a customer presents it as a proof of age when buying a drink at a bar.

Somethings that might have precluded the event:

• The perp was 23, ummm.. use your own ID...
• Check the face of the fake ID you are using before giving it to someone, in case, yano… they MATCH
• If in fact THEY DO MATCH (the face of the server personage, and the picture in the ID) then have a ready response like:
  
  • “Hey, my id is just like you!"
  • “Ummm… I picked this up coming in, does this belong to you”?
  • “Did you ever see that movie with John Travolta and Nicolas Cage?  ya did? well this is kinda related..."

Doh doesn’t even begin… she got turned in by her companion giving her REAL name to the police… some friend…